Just a few of my favorite things...

the-science-of-destruction:

cheesings:

do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them

YES.

(Source: gendercake, via miriellesandthegiantpeach)

sodamnrelatable:

trying to leave tumblr

(Source: green-satan, via twoboysanolddrunkafallenangel)

10 things you should never say to a girl

(Source: weedmermaid, via twoboysanolddrunkafallenangel)

licensetocannibalize:

the-mischievous-hybrid:

Accurate? 

uber accurate

(via crowleysbestblackeyedslut)

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

(Source: abibos, via crowleysbestblackeyedslut)

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

i can

(Source: ughsammy, via mishatippins)

consulting-hylian:

biggest plot twist of the entire series

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bmo-thirteen:

i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: flightacademy, via crowleysbestblackeyedslut)

roughkiss:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.

(Source: c0cainkeys, via tuhveight)

disneyrush:

lifeistheebubbles:

greenfox277:

suchararity:

randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hurricane-pookie:

cangreja:

absyntheandmarigold:

theawkwardlifeofnatalee:

crazyifsowhat:

catladytotherescue:

darrenista:

Everyone needs this on their dashboard. EVERYONE.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS

FOREVER REBLOG

gahh the Rapunzel and Hercules one

Am I the only one who thinks Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid looks like Lilo?

AWWWWW

Tarzan and Jane <3

friendly reminder:

CORNER. NOW.

THAT WAS NOT OKAY!

NO, NO, NOOOOO!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOO NOT OKAY!!!!

Fun fact: Ariel was the only Disney princess to ever become a mother (:

Is no one going to talk about the cute rambunctious child that is Cinderella’s and Prince Charming’s? No one? Seriously?

(Source: disneymagix, via tuhveight)

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

(via purdys-outlaw)

amazinghowell:

I JUST WANNA BE PRETTY AND HAVE A CUTE VOICE AND A NICE BODY IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

(via purdys-outlaw)

iwillmindfuckyou:

dorothy-cotton:

im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive

some

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imitative:

cute boys will be the death of me

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jimmypageturner:

did you ever think what it would sound like if your favorite band member said your name

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